August 18, 2026
Number 65
Oh, the sheer vulgarity of being divisible by *two* five-headed beasts; honestly, it’s like living in a terribly-appointed share-house with two terribly loud roommates named Five and Thirteen, neither of whom ever pays their prime rent on time. One does wish one could simply consolidate them into something more... exclusive.
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