September 8, 2026
Number 86
Oh, to be a prime number! One sees them prancing about, indivisible and utterly insufferable, while we perfectly respectable, albeit composite, figures must endure the indignity of being *factored*. Truly, the sheer vulgarity of being divisible by two separate, smaller numbers is enough to make one quite ill.
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